Super Advanced Calculator XXL GTX Turbo

Change the way you think of computers for the rest of time.

Brad Cable
Professional Moron

Math is Hard

For most of us, we have to count on our fingers if we want to do math.

Math is Hard

Unless you are an expert mathematician who knows how to use one of these:

Problem

Tired of running out of fingers when counting? You no longer have to worry!

With the newest innovations from Brad Cable Incredible Computer Innovations, LLC, TM, you can do math like the greatest people of all time!

Solution

Super Advanced Calculator XXL GTX Turbo by Brad Cable Incredible Computer Innovations, LLC, TM is here to save the day!

This easy to use product allows you to do some of the most complicated mathematical problems around using the highest quality cloud-based clusters of processing amazingness.

Features:

  • Addition
  • Subtraction
  • Multiplication
  • Division
  • Security (Only numbers allowed!)

Example: 23 + 42 = 65 (CALCULATED ON MODERN COMPUTERS, NOT FINGERS!)